do you ever just
LMFAO
not my boss responding to my two weeks’ notice with a casual request for me to work from home whenever possible for the next TWO MONTHS
TWO
MONTHS
the most underrated line in TAZ is when Tom Bodette asks what happens when he gets hit by a train, Merle replying “it’s a once in a lifetime experience”
Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-
I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.
everyone in gotham always wants to know who batman is but they never want to know how he is :/
He’s a grown man dressed as a bat. They know.
ooh baby do u know what thats worth
shrimp heaven is a place on earth
opening up,
letting the day in,
over a cup,
we’ll say “hello, how ya been?”
THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (2005)
Dir. Garth Jennings
THE ADVENTURE ZONE // MAGNUS BURNSIDES
“I tried to make you proud.”


